Unbelievable Break-Up Excuses mostly used

There’s no need to reinvent the wheel when breaking up with someone: Explain to your soon-to-be ex girlfriend or boyfriend when things went wrong, be as transparent as possible, and try your damnedest
to let them down gently.
Apparently,

that’s a lot harder than it sounds. Here are  most
ridiculous breakup excuses that were ever used....

They are  as follows :-
1. “I love you and I won’t be able to bear it
if I lose you. Before that happens, let’s break
up.”
2. “I like bacon. You don’t like bacon. We’re
done.”
3. “You’re spending too much time with your dying father.”
4. “‘I’m moving to Antarctica. Yes, I know I'm not a scientist. I’ll find work. Please don’t call me.’ …I don’t know what I did, but I always tell myself I dodged a crazy bullet.”
5. “‘Your soul is not developed enough to be
loved.’ Umm, what?”
6. “I had a guy named Tyler tell me once that
he was breaking up with me because ‘Tyler
plane flies solo.’ What is that? And no, his
last name was not Plane.”
7. “Lying in bed together after six months.
Him: ‘You know when you walk down the street
and you think a guy is really hot?’ Me: ‘Um, I guess…’ Him: ‘Well, I do too .‘”
8. “My ex said, ‘If a girl is nice to me at a
bar some night, I might not be able to stop
myself from having sex with her, and I don’t
want to cheat on you.’ Um, getting about eight steps ahead of yourself there, buddy.”
9. “My ex told me he couldn’t see himself
marrying someone whose parents weren’t still together… My dad was dead.”
10. “I love you so much and want to spend
the rest of my life with you. We have to break
up. If it’s really meant to be then we will end up together again like they do in the movies.”
11. “‘You go to Chipotle too much and I’m
teaching piano two hours a week now, so we just don’t have time for each other.’ To be fair I do go to Chipotle 3-5 times a week, but come on, really?”
12. Girl drove my car into a pond, totaled it,
then broke up with me because ‘that’s your
karma coming to bite you in the ass, so you
must have done something terrible.’”
13. “She told me, ‘You have too much money. You pay for every date. I think you’re doing
something illegal. Also, you’re never around
much. It seems like you don’t care about me at all.’ The truth was, I was working double
shifts at McDonalds and it was killing me
inside.”
14. “My mom thinks your face is too…
controlling and bitchy and that means I
wouldn’t have any control over you.’ I was a senior in high school and he was a sophomore in
college. How are faces controlling?!”
15. “I feel called to be a pastor’s wife and
you’re not going to be a pastor.”
16. “After cutting my hair to shoulder length and putting in some highlights, my ex goes, ‘You’re just not the same girl anymore.’ Um, okay, bye!” all these above don't let relationship last longer... Ladies and gentlemen we need to address these and take cautions.